Most children born in this day and age will not completely understand the true meaning of privacy as we once knew it and what all it entails.
Why do people say “tuna fish” when they don’t say “beef mammal” or “chicken bird?
The sinking of the titanic must have been a miracle to the lobsters in the kitchen.
Mondays are fine, it’s my life that sucks.
Terrible and horrible are pretty much used in similar ways, but terrific and horrific are complete opposites.
I’d love to survive to the age where i have to put my planet on my address
90% of what I do on a computer involves me trying to find something to do on the computer.
The first ten minutes of the fireworks show will be ooohhh and ahhh, the last fifty minutes will be wondering if this is the finale
Naming babies makes you think of all the people you hate
Art is how we decorate space; music is how we decorate time.